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Guillermo Del Toro Producing Creepy, Animated Pinocchio

Forget that sweet Disney version.

Enjoy Jaleel ‘Urkel’ White’s Short Reenactment of Big Momma’s House

Let's gooooooo.

Watch Another Double-Entendre-Filled Australian News Segment

Oh boy.

Tupac’s Mom Finally Agrees to Let the Tupac Biopic Happen

Great news.

Rolling Stone Fudged Justin Bieber’s Abortion Quote

They omitted a potentially crucial sentence from his quote.

Off the Map Is Addicted to Tragic Backstories

You can have too many of those.

Watch Cut Copy’s Sporty, Bizzare Video for ‘Need You Now’

Magical.

Alex Pettyfer ‘Embarrassed’ by His Shirtless Ellen Appearance

But not for the reasons you're thinking.

The Ultimate Sondheim Spoiler Alert: Seven Secrets From Look, I Made a Hat

An early (and also fake) look at the Sondquel.

See Henry Cavill’s First Superman Photo

We'll take it.

Hear Bill Hader Explain the Inspiration for SNL’s Stefon

He's part promoter, part hand-sniffing barista.

Read Every Back Issue of Spy Magazine Online, for Free

Thank you, Google!

Community Directors Joe and Anthony Russo on Tonight’s Mockumentary Episode and Outdoing ‘Modern Warfare’

"I think there will be something as interesting and ambitious as 'Modern Warfare' hitting the air soon."

Watch the Gory But Moving Trailer for Zombie Video Game Dead Island

Zombies have taken to the islands.

See the Condom-Inspired Suit Lady Gaga Wore on Good Morning America

To promote safe sex.

Modern Family Recap: Death of a Party

"Whoa, you came here in a limo? Are you rich?"

Watch the Trailer for Norwegian Wood, a Murakami Adaptation

The song is now stuck in your head.

Odd Future Destroys Jimmy Fallon With Childlike Enthusiasm and the Travelocity Gnome

Odd Future introduce themselves to America.

Apple Cove

Lynn Rosen's Apple Cove isn't staking any claims to originality: A predictably arch take on predictably hollow suburban Archies and their sex-starved Bettys, this tiny, 'toony one-act satire owes plenty to Durang, Albee, D.H. Lawrence, Stepford, and countless distillations thereof. (At this point, wouldn't the subversive choice be a defense of suburbia?) But the sun-splashed cast—including Smallville's Allison Mack (who shows potential as a stage actress) and The Aliens' maestro of beta-male awkwardness Erin Gann (who look uncannily like an etiolated John Edwards)—makes Rosen's zippy, pointy dialogue sing.

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