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Last Night’s Bachelor Finale Was Black Swan vs. White Swan

Guess who won?

Mark Wahlberg Wants to Mount a Sequel to The Fighter

"Everybody had such an amazing experience making the movie that I can't imagine they wouldn't want to go back."

What Conan O’Brien Taught Charlie Sheen

Everything.

See NMA.tv’s Footage of the Jake Gyllenhaal SXSW Bathroom Brawl

That is supposedly Jake.

Spider-Man’s Arachne, T.V. Carpio, Has Superhuman Powers of Diplomacy

Was [Julie Taymor] let go? "I don’t know, she hasn’t reached out to me."

Watch Neil Patrick Harris and a Bunch of Actresses Shill for Jimmy Kimmel’s Diet

Heidi, Zoe, January ... everyone's inexplicably here.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy Talk Vibrators

Dancy was researching them for a role, but someone stole his sample.

Jason Bateman Cried While Watching the Justin Bieber Movie

"I am a Belieber."

Q-Tip Explains His Side of the A Tribe Called Quest Documentary Rigmarole

Your move, Rapaport.

Hear a New Song From the National, ‘Think You Can Wait’

From the 'Win Win' soundtrack.

TV on the Radio’s Gerard Smith Is Undergoing Treatment for Lung Cancer

"Upon the completion of 'Nine Types of Light,' Gerard was diagnosed with lung cancer."

Snooki, Professional Wrestler

Snooks appeared on 'WWE Raw,' with predictably ridiculous results.

Gilbert Gottfried Tweets His Way Out of a Job

Yes, Gilbert, the Twitter is read by your employers.

ABC Delays the Start of Its Amazing Race Clone

It joins Fox in pushing back premieres of previously scheduled shows.

Dogged Yale University Investigation Proves Batman Is a Proud Alum

They have uncovered proof that the fictional Bruce Wayne was an Eli.

A Five-Quote Sampler of Bridesmaids’ Dirtiest Jokes

"Did you let him sleep over in your mouth?"

Leaked: The Strokes Return, or Whatever

'Angles' has hit the Internet.

Maira Kalman

The first artwork on view in "Various Illuminations (of a Crazy World)," Maira Kalman's career retrospective at the Jewish Museum, is oddly quiet, entirely devoid of the color-saturated and off-kilter cheer for which the artist is known. It's a 1996 pencil sketch, showing a rather dour-looking girl in a fox-collared blue coat and black boots. In the lower right corner, Kalman has written I SAW HER, in tiny letters, like a whisper. This has always been Kalman's gift—to find the peculiar in the ordinary and to imagine the dramatic inner lives of people she passes on the street, in the park, in a museum. "This is not a show about art," Kalman says. "It's a show about somebody's life, and it happens to have art in it."

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